Addendum to Episode 2: How to eat Cap’n Crunch

I do not advise eating Cap’n Crunch. It shreds the roof of your mouth with its sharp edges and then it burrows into your pulpy flesh like some sort of sand beetle.

However, if you’re into that sort of thing, here is a romanticized description of this awful, awful cereal from Neal Stephenson’s ‘Cryptonomicon’.

Excerpt from ‘Cryptonomicon’

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